Lesson two: How to take prescription drugs

Step 1: Locate medical facility

Step 2: Enter medical facility

Step 3: Look for people in white coats. It's most helpful to look for

one that seems bored.

Step 4: Describe symptoms to person in white coat which correlates to

the drug you wish to obtain

Step 5: Suggest said drug might help you

Step 6: Obtain paper with incoherent scribbles

Step 7: Trade paper and money for drugs

Step 8: Watch some television

Step 9: crush pill and mix with honey. It's tasty, trust me

Step 10: Trust me

Step 11: Insert into mouth and swallow

Step 12: Don't throw up

Step 13: Look! Elmo's on TV

Step 14: Watch Elmo

Step 15: Stop watching Elmo

Step 16: Repeat as necessary