Tuesday, April 27, 2010

How to survive without your internet

(inspired by real live events)

1. Tell yourself its not a big deal

2. Clean your desktop

3. Find some files you forgot about

4. Think "OMG, that's so cool!  I forgot about those files!"

5. Put all files in their proper place

6. Decide to write some stuff

7. What's a good name for this character?

8. I need to look that up on the internet

9. Remember you don't have internet

10. Shit

11. Okay, I'll look that up later

12. Decide to create a picture

13. It'd be really awesome if I could start with a picture of a leaf

14. I'll go get one off the internet

15. Shit, I don't have internet

16. Look through some more files

17. Haha, look at these e-mails I wrote

18. Did they ever write me back?

19. I should go check my inbox

20. Goddammit!

21. Feel the withdrawals sucking on your brain

22. Write a stupid 'how to' list instead

23. I should post this to my blog

24. ...Fuck

25. Save to desktop

26. Despair

27. Repeat in 10 minutes

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