Cupcakes

Cupcakes are fruity. Some are actually fruity, like have actual fruit in them, although I can't imagine why anyone would want to put themselves through that torture. But all cupcakes are fruity fruity as in 'oh my god, that's so fruity'. What do people mean when they say this? I'm not really sure actually. They say it about people a lot. Guys are often referred to as 'fruity' but girls never are. I can only assumed there's a bunch of guys out there with strawberries in their pants. Why would you do that? It sounds really uncomfortable. They would get all squished and slimy and it would just create a huge mess. Or maybe they put watermelons in there. But those are really heavy.

You know what's not fun? Having a dolphin in your car. They are really freaking annoying.

Or maybe they use pineapples. That sounds painful. The points would rub all over their legs and probably make them bleed and their blood would get all over the ground and mix into the dirt and then they wouldn't be able to use the dirt for road construction. Maybe they can make cupcakes out of it. Then it wouldn't go to waste. But keep all the pineapples juices out of it. That would not be a good cupcake. A cupcake with pineapple juice would just make everyone vomit. Not like the yummy ones made out of dirt and blood.

Stupid fucking dolphins.