My self-summary
I really enjoy cutting off doll heads. It's just something I dowhen I get in one of 'those moods'. You know the kind where a hot
bath and trip to strip club just doesn't cut it and you think 'you
know, I have some dolls at home that still have their heads. I need
to do something about that.' I like to pretend they like owe money
and stuff and we have little conversations before I cut them like
'I'm really sorry baby number two but I've been looking over your
finances and it looks like your just a little short this
month'
'No, wait, I'll do better next month, I swear'
'Now you know next months not good enough here. I mean I wish I
could cut you a break you know, but I need to do my job. I don't
get paid for giving people breaks see? supposin I gave everyone a
break, well? what then? supposin I was just made of money huh? You
think its easy doin what I do? you think just cause I got lots of
money I enjoy goin around keepin you people in line huh?'
'Well, you are the one with the knife, douchebag'
'Well, I suppose your right, but do you really think this is
easy?'
'Dude, wtf? how far are you gonna take this? I mean seriously, do
you see up there where you were talkin about going to a strip club?
that was too far right there. now your just digging your own
fucking grave. Jesus. I mean what do you do, huh? go home and talk
to yourself all night and try to convince yourself that your
actually cool enough to hold people's attention this long? You
think anyone's actually reading this after the whole I still sleep
with my dolls incident?'
'That was cut...'
'yeah, whatever, you wish. why don't you go crawl into your corner
now. but before you do, make me a sammich bitch'
What I'm doing with my life
bath and trip to strip club just doesn't cut it and you think 'you
know, I have some dolls at home that still have their heads. I need
to do something about that.' I like to pretend they like owe money
and stuff and we have little conversations before I cut them like
'I'm really sorry baby number two but I've been looking over your
finances and it looks like your just a little short this
month'
'No, wait, I'll do better next month, I swear'
'Now you know next months not good enough here. I mean I wish I
could cut you a break you know, but I need to do my job. I don't
get paid for giving people breaks see? supposin I gave everyone a
break, well? what then? supposin I was just made of money huh? You
think its easy doin what I do? you think just cause I got lots of
money I enjoy goin around keepin you people in line huh?'
'Well, you are the one with the knife, douchebag'
'Well, I suppose your right, but do you really think this is
easy?'
'Dude, wtf? how far are you gonna take this? I mean seriously, do
you see up there where you were talkin about going to a strip club?
that was too far right there. now your just digging your own
fucking grave. Jesus. I mean what do you do, huh? go home and talk
to yourself all night and try to convince yourself that your
actually cool enough to hold people's attention this long? You
think anyone's actually reading this after the whole I still sleep
with my dolls incident?'
'That was cut...'
'yeah, whatever, you wish. why don't you go crawl into your corner
now. but before you do, make me a sammich bitch'
What I'm doing with my life
Harvesting water for my sheep collection
I'm really good at
Batman
The first thing(s) people usually notice about me
MSG
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Isn't it obvious?
On a typical Friday night I am
Dust bunnies and cheese
The most private thing I'm willing to admit here
Silver is a fact
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