Real men....

Fruit Loops is here to tell you that Real Men, in the sense that you, dear reader, are most likely accustomed to the term, do not exist. Now, if you are a woman and have ever had to interact with one of the creatures that calls itself a "man," you may very well be aware of this already. However, in all fairness, Real Men DO exist. Go look in the mirror. Go on, do it. ... You didn't, did you? *sighs* You really should have. If you're a woman, you may very well have seen a Real Man looking back at you. That's right, Real Men aren't necessarily men. In fact, almost all Real Men are indeed women. Many males just don't have what it takes to avoid thinking with their third leg long enough to learn to be a Real Man. Of course, not all women are Real Men, either. If you are, you should know though. If you don't I'm sure Miss Batman and I can come up with a list to help you figure it out. Now, keep in mind that I use the term "men" as scholars have used it for centuries, to denote humankind, not to mean male. So I could just as easily be saying Real Women. They mean the same. For the sake of scholastic credibility though, I use men.

So now, the women out there may ask, what do I do? You'd most likely really like to marry a Real Man, but males aren't Real Men, they're boys. Well, the easy answer is to become a lesbian so you can find yourself a Real Man and settle down with her. If this isn't possible for you, there are one of two options. You can either find yourself a nice boy and just be satisfied with that, or, if you're one of the insanely lucky ones, you may stumble across a lesbian trapped in a man's body, and thus a male capable of being a Real Man. If you stumble across one of these rare beings, hang onto him, there aren't many out there and if you let him go, others are sure to snatch him up. Mkays?

Until next time, take care, Muffins.