Okay so, sometimes I read the little horoscope thing on the yahoo homepage. Here's what today's said...
"Your quiet little romance is going to get a lot of attention soon. Are you ready?"
Wtf? Anyone who believes this is gonna be looking around them in every freaking direction trying to figure out who it is. And then they'll pretend they know who its talking about and probably approach that person.
"oh, hey there Heath Ledger. I heard from a reputable source that we're gonna get a lot of attention soon."
"Dude... forgetting how creepy it is that you think you have a real chance dating a celebrity, I'M DEAD. Get a life."
*sigh* "I can't believe my horoscope would lie to me. Unless... his death was just a cover up. If everyone thinks he's dead, he's free to be with his one true love!"
"Hm, you may have a point. I always liked that one chick from 10 th..."
"No! It's me you idiot!"
"Sure, whatever. I think I'll go rob a hospital. Or blow it up. Whatever makes me awesome enough to get elected pope."
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