Summary of course material
Psychology seminar - learn how to succeed with a major that you don't have.
Wisdom and Poetic Literature - Take this opportunity to snub a bunch of awesome projects and assignments and do just enough to get by because you'll be too busy with Core 401.
Methods of Wesleyan Theology- Do a bunch of ambiguous work and talk about it a lot. Oh, and eat food.
How to get an A: Prove to McPeak that you're the shit.
How to get a B: Work your ass off.
Core 401 - Sign your life away to do a project everyone pretends to care about. Added bonus: turn your friends into enemies!
Ethics - Try to repeat process for wisdom and poetic literature but discover you'll actually need to do the work to pass and thus resent doing awesome work because you don't have time to do it. Added bonus: Piss off half of the class by getting first dibs to present on Nietzsche! (suckers)
Psychology seminar - learn how to succeed with a major that you don't have.
Wisdom and Poetic Literature - Take this opportunity to snub a bunch of awesome projects and assignments and do just enough to get by because you'll be too busy with Core 401.
Methods of Wesleyan Theology- Do a bunch of ambiguous work and talk about it a lot. Oh, and eat food.
How to get an A: Prove to McPeak that you're the shit.
How to get a B: Work your ass off.
Core 401 - Sign your life away to do a project everyone pretends to care about. Added bonus: turn your friends into enemies!
Ethics - Try to repeat process for wisdom and poetic literature but discover you'll actually need to do the work to pass and thus resent doing awesome work because you don't have time to do it. Added bonus: Piss off half of the class by getting first dibs to present on Nietzsche! (suckers)
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