Zombies

Zombies are usually thought of as an evil entity. They come out of the ground, usually around some kind of Armageddon situation, and feed on the brains of those unfortunate enough to still be alive. But what makes them really evil? I mean, they were once just normal people who lived lives just like us. What was their crime that was so hideous that they were condemned to become these monstrosities? They died. So what? Everyone dies. It’s not a crime. In fact, our whole ecosystem depends on people dying. If it didn't, then it would depend on people not having sex. Which is the greater evil here? Therefore, I am here to suggest that since dying is obviously not evil, zombies are therefore not evil. If they are not evil, there intentions can be nothing but honorable and it should be our duty, nay, our PRIVILEGE to allow these most holy creatures to eat our brains out. They only want to share their experience of death with us. How else can we become like them if we do not die? Also, what do we benefit from resisting them? Everyone will become a zombie eventually either from direct zombie attack or they will die of old age and then become a zombie. So, either we live a life of isolation avoiding the zombies and then die and become one anyway, or we give in now and avoid the whole being lonely for 50 more years crap. And lets face it, being alone sucks. You get bored pretty quick. You can only read so much before you get cross eyed, and playing games by yourself is just pathetic.