Water

Water is the giver of life. It makes us live. Because of this, some might be inclined to think water is awesome. YOU'RE WRONG! Water is not awesome. Tasty? Yes. Necessary? Yes. But not awesome. To become awesome, something must go beyond being merely necessary for all life to exist. It must also have cable television, lots of Doritos, and a cool "firm but undemanding" stepfather. To advance to the super awesome level, it must own a yacht, play the guitar, and have a vacation house in Hawaii, which it travels to on its yacht. Water has none of these things. Sure it has a bunch of minerals, which can be turned into precious metals, and most of water has a bunch of salt, but these are not truly awesome things. However, it is possible even if something does not have all these awesome things to advance to the super HAPPY awesome level which involves adopting a cat. Nothing is awesomer than having a fluffy kitty that is super happy awesome and more cutely adorable than anything in the entire universe. Cuteness of that level is rare and cats are the only known creatures to possess it. How do they do it? The latest research seems to suggest they read a lot. However no one has been able to find these books and harness this power of cute. It is very possible that humans are just not meant to have it.